Error 404: Logic Not Found in This Latest ‘Product’ Drop
I stumbled upon a news item today that suggests we’ve officially reached the peak of meaningless consumerism. Is it a glitch in the matrix or just bad marketing?
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You make it……We break it!
Calamity Blog
You make it……We break it!
Why Are We 3D Printing Inappropriate Fruit Now?
A deep dive into the latest trend of ‘peachy’ 3D printed greeting cards that blend additive manufacturing with… well, let’s just say lowbrow humor.
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4,000 Horsepower of Pure, Unadulterated Excess
The MOBU superyacht is a floating mansion designed for billionaires who find land too restrictive. It features four massive engines and enough space to make any maker feel appropriately underfunded.
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The Great Reddit Wall: Prepare to Lose Your Anonymity
Reddit is tightening the leash, moving toward a mandatory login system that’s going to suck the soul out of the open web.
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Apple’s iPhone Duo: A Repairman’s Dream Wrapped in a Screen-Sized Nightmare
The iFixit teardown of the new iPhone Duo is in, and it’s a wild ride of impressive engineering and catastrophic design flaws.
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The Disappearing Act: Musk’s Doc Hits the ‘Delete’ Button on Theatrical Runs
The critical documentary about Elon Musk has been yanked from theaters after just two weeks. Whether it’s censorship or just bad business, one thing is certain: you’re going to be watching this on your couch.
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9.5 Million Dollars for a View (And a Very Expensive Server Rack)
A luxury waterfront estate in Idaho just hit the market, boasting enough shoreline to launch a private fleet of autonomous boats.
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The Ford Festiva That Defies Physics (and Lane Discipline)
Forget aerodynamics and fuel efficiency; we’re talking about a 10-foot-wide Ford Festiva that basically functions as a mobile living room.
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Netflix Promises to ‘Do Better’ (Translation: Prepare for More Corporate Gaslighting)
After a massive leadership shuffle, Netflix is promising a new era of content. But as we’ve learned from every failed software update, ‘doing better’ is usually just marketing-speak for ‘we found a new way to squeeze you.’
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Is Copper the New Black Licorice? New Bumper Stickers for the Wire-Hungry
A new niche merch drop claims copper cables are ‘nature’s licorice,’ offering three distinct designs for the truly unhinged hardware enthusiast.
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