The Latest Tech Breakthrough: A Hat That Requires Zero Lines of Code
Is this the peak of human innovation, or just another piece of wearable tech that doesn’t actually do anything? We’re looking at the ‘I Love My Sister’ dad hat.
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You make it……We break it!
Calamity Blog
You make it……We break it!
Month: July 2026
Blood, Shadows, and Alpha Builds: V6 is Looking for Beta Testers
The rumors are true: Vampire: The Masquerade 6th Edition is finally moving out of the shadows and into the alpha playtest phase.
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Logitech Actually Wants Us to Fix Stuff (Don’t Act Surprised)
After a year of partnership, iFixit and Logitech are proving that repairability isn’t just a dream. Here’s what the numbers say about the state of your peripherals.
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Paper, Pop-ups, and Profanity: The 3D Greeting Card Upgrade We Didn’t Ask For
Is a 3D inappropriate greeting card the pinnacle of modern innovation? We take a look at the latest ‘shutupandtakemymoney’ find and why it’s basically a low-tech pop-up project for the cynical.
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Lawsuits, Pixels, and Prohibited Parts: The Grok vs. Minnesota Showdown
SpaceXAI is taking the Minnesota Attorney General to court over bans on AI-generated nudification. Is this a fight for creative freedom or just a high-stakes legal drama over pixels?
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Finally, a Laptop That Doesn’t Treat You Like a Disposable Paper Plate
The Framework Laptop 13 Pro is here, and it’s proving that modularity isn’t just a fever dream for hardware nerds. It might be the ultimate Linux machine, but even Windows users can enjoy the glory of actually being able to fix their own gear.
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The Ultimate ‘Unfinished Project’ That Actually Made It Out of the Garage
Forget your half-finished Arduino projects gathering dust; McLaren just resurrected a legendary 1970 unfinished dream. Meet the M6GT tribute car.
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Samsung’s New Privacy Screen: Magic Tech or Just Another Layer of Hardware Lock-in?
The iFixit teardown of the Galaxy S26 Ultra reveals the guts of Samsung’s new built-in OLED privacy tech. Is it a win for privacy, or just another hurdle for the repair community?
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Tiny Core Linux: Because 12MB is All You Actually Need
In an era of bloated, multi-gigabyte operating systems, Tiny Core Linux reminds us that efficiency is king. Discover the beauty of a GUI desktop that fits in your pocket (and your RAM).
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Hardware Upgrade: The Ultimate Defensive Perimeter (It’s a Hat)
Forget firewalls and encryption protocols; there’s a new way to secure your personal perimeter. We’re looking at the ‘Don’t Mess With Me’ trucker hat.
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