Existential Dread: Now Available in 3D Card Format
Forget the heartfelt poems and glitter; there’s a new 3D birthday card hitting the market that focuses on the only thing we can truly rely on: the inevitable passage of time.
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Calamity Blog
You make it……We break it!
Calamity Blog
You make it……We break it!
Month: October 2026
Meta’s ‘Slight’ Terms Update: Because ‘We’ve Heard You’ is Corporate-Speak for ‘We’re Still Taking Everything’
Meta is tweaking its terms regarding website scraping, but don’t let the ‘we’ve heard you’ marketing fool you. The data grab continues.
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Google and iFixit: A Rare Moment of Not Being Total Corporate Villains?
In a surprising twist of fate, Google is actually playing nice with iFixit for International Repair Day. Let’s see if this is a real win for the right-to-repair movement or just high-budget PR.
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Tesla’s New Roadster: Gravity is Now Optional (Terms and Conditions Apply)
Elon Musk claims the new Tesla Roadster can perform aerial corkscrews. Is it a breakthrough in EV engineering or just another high-budget fever dream?
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The $30,000 Porsche Sofa: Because Your Living Room Definitely Needs More Integrated Circuitry
Why settle for a regular couch when you can have a quilted leather automotive lounge with built-in wireless charging and hidden drink storage? Let’s dissect the Arkadia-Life P01 Classic Sofa.
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Hardware Updates: The Latest in Wearable Logic
Sometimes the most important firmware update isn’t for your microcontroller, but for your social interface. A look at a very direct piece of ‘wearable tech’ hitting the web.
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Stop Treating Your Old Laptops Like E-Waste: The Mini-PC Resurrection
Why let a perfectly good motherboard gather dust in a drawer? It’s time to stop the cycle of mindless upgrades and start repurposing that hardware into something actually useful.
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Why Install a Smart Home Hub When You Can Just Install a Demon in Your Backyard?
Forget automation and IoT sensors; why not just turn your garden into a literal horror movie set with this creepy tree kit?
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Hardware Upgrade Required: The ‘Old Fart’ Birthday Card Strategy
Sometimes the most profound tech upgrade isn’t a new GPU or a faster SoC, but a well-timed insult on a piece of cardstock. We’re looking at the latest ‘innovation’ in low-tech social engineering.
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Spying on OpenAI for the Price of a Burrito
OpenAI found a ‘sophisticated’ bug in their conference room, and surprisingly, the hardware to replicate it is available for less than fifteen bucks.
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