Samsung’s Galaxy Z Fold8: Another Year, Another Hinge to Pray Over
The iFixit teardown of the new Z Fold8 is out, and spoiler alert: Samsung hasn’t figured out how to stop making repairability a nightmare.
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You make it……We break it!
Calamity Blog
You make it……We break it!
Month: August 2026
Demonic Plushies: Because Your Desk Setup Was Way Too Peaceful
A new ‘Squishable Baphomet’ has surfaced online, proving that even the darkest corners of the occult can be turned into something soft and huggable.
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The $700 Upgrade Your Car Doesn’t Need (But Your Inner Cyberpunk Desperately Wants)
Is the era of the humble, stamped aluminum plate officially dead? The Rplate promises digital customization and theft alerts, but at what cost to our privacy and wallets?
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Samsung’s 6K Odyssey: Because 4K Just Wasn’t Expensive Enough, Right?
Samsung is pushing 6K resolution with the new Odyssey G80HS, but is it a leap forward or just a way to make your GPU scream in agony?
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The Screwdriver: It’s Not Just for Fasteners (Or Is It?)
A deep dive into the multi-purpose utility of the humble screwdriver, exploring the fine line between ‘improvised tool’ and ‘impending hardware disaster.’
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Silicon is Great, But Maybe We Shouldn’t Start Coding with DNA Just Yet
Biocomputing promises to revolutionize processing power using biological substrates, but as it turns out, we might be a few hardware revisions away from making it actually usable.
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Skully: Because Your Wi-Fi Needs More Undead Decor
A new gadget called the ‘Skully Wiper Tag’ promises to bring a waving skeleton to your digital life. Is it a brilliant piece of interactive hardware or just another piece of useless silicon?
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The $25,000 Billiards Table: High-Tech Magic or Just a Really Expensive Projection?
A new interactive pool table promises to reveal HD imagery under every ball movement, but at a $25k price tag, I’m left wondering who actually signed the check for this.
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From Marmalade to Midichlorians: The Multiverse That Almost Was
What if the masterminds behind the wholesome magic of Paddington 2 had been given the keys to the Star Wars galaxy? Exploring the lost droid project.
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Planned Obsolescence: The Corporate Strategy to Turn Your Toolbox into a Trash Heap
Big Tech is actively engineering failure into your favorite devices, and they’re doing it with a smile. Here’s why the era of ‘buy it for life’ is under siege.
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