The Internet’s Latest Prank is a Total Logic Error
A new product listing for an ‘Imported Dried Dog Meat Prank Box’ has surfaced, and it’s the kind of internet nonsense that makes you question the entire TCP/IP stack.
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Calamity Blog
You make it……We break it!
Calamity Blog
You make it……We break it!
Day: 10 September 2026
Zuckoff: The Bluetooth-Sniffing App Fighting Meta’s Stealthy Eye-Ware
When Meta’s smart glasses start acting like secret surveillance tools, a Polish developer decided to build a digital radar to sniff them out. Meet Zuckoff, the app turning Bluetooth signatures into a privacy shield.
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Subscription-Based Peace of Mind: The GPS Watch That Costs More Than Your Monthly Internet Bill
A look at the AngelSense GPS watch, a device designed for tracking loved ones that comes with a heavy side of recurring monthly fees.
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The EU Tried to Save Your Smartphone, but Big Tech is Playing Hard to Get
A year into the new EU Ecodesign rules, the data is in: 80% of smartphone manufacturers are still ghosting us on repair manuals and parts pricing. It turns out ‘regulation’ is just a suggestion to some of the world’s biggest giants.
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George Lucas Finally Built the Ultimate Museum (and No, It’s Not Just X-Wings)
The Lucas Museum of Narrative Art is officially opening in LA. Is it a masterpiece of cultural engineering or just another shiny monument to cinematic legacy?
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The Air One: Your Personal Marvel Origin Story (If You Have an Infinite Budget)
Forget the daily commute in a soul-crushing sedan. The Air One eVTOL promises vertical takeoff, airplane-style cruising, and a garage-sized footprint.
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The Ultimate Hardware Patch: Deploying the ‘No Bald Spot’ Firmware
Forget thermal paste and heat sinks; the latest breakthrough in scalp maintenance involves a custom-embroidered green rope snapback. Is this the patch we’ve all been waiting for?
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Apple’s iPhone Duo: A Masterclass in ‘Don’t Touch That’
The rumors about the upcoming iPhone Duo are swirling, and the outlook for anyone with a screwdriver and a dream is looking pretty grim. Let’s talk about why Apple might be building a digital brick.
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