5G making you sneeze?

Get the new 5G Air Purifier available on Ebay

With it’s integrated MosFat technology the manufacturer claims that it probably creates a 10 x 10 square meter -5g bubble around you giving you protection from the incoming 5G waves. With the integrated passive fan you can also use it all night in your bedroom without any annoying noise. This version includes an integrated AI which through a secure blockchain sets up coordinated attacks on all 5G antennas. Your mileage may vary.

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